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‘Merger of Canada and US’: Donald Trump resurrects his 51st state joke, Mark Carney pushes back

Trump-Carney meeting: Jokes were shared and good words were spoken by the two leaders about each other. President Donald Trump brought his old joke back to life as he met Canadian PM Mark Carney in the Oval Office Tuesday. The cruel joke was one of the reasons that Carney’s predecessor Justin Trudeau had to leave, […]

‘President likes to have a little fun’: JD Vance defends Donald Trump’s AI-generated video of Hakeem Jeffries; calls it a ‘joke’

JD Vance (AP), Hakeem Jeffries (realDonaldTrump) Vice President JD Vance on Wednesday dismissed criticism over AI-generated videos shared by President Donald Trump that depicted House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero. Vance characterized the videos as a “joke”, rejecting accusations from Democrats that the posts were offensive.“I think it’s funny. The president’s joking and […]

Jimmy Kimmel Live! Returns: The Comedic, the Tragic, and the Politics – and why the joke is on America | World News

Donald Trump spoke for nearly an hour at the United Nations General Assembly session in New York, almost three times the allotted slot. The speech came the same day Jimmy Kimmel returned to TV screens after being reinstated by ABC. The two juxtaposed a curious intersection of the American zeitegeist which can be broken down […]

‘Full of it’: AOC blasts VP JD Vance as Trump’s ‘yes man,’ turns puppy joke into cash pitch

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is taking fresh aim at Vice President JD Vance, firing off a campaign email that labeled him “full of sh*t” just hours after he mocked her during a Wisconsin rally.Vance, appearing Friday at Mid-City Steel in LaCrosse near the Minnesota border, asked the crowd to join him in prayer for victims […]

A joke that turned serious: Rubio exits USAID role; hands shutdown to Vought

Marco Rubio and Donalfd Trump (File – AP) US secretary of state Marco Rubio on Friday announced he is stepping back from his role overseeing the US agency for international development (USAID), handing off responsibilities to office of management and budget director Russ Vought as the agency enters its final phase of shutdown.In a post […]

‘Canada is a joke’: Indian engineer spared from jail after trying to buy ‘girlfriend experience’ from 15-year-old because…

An Indian man in Canada arrested for trying to buy sex from a 15-year-old but no charge was pressed against him. An Indian engineer in Canada, Akashkumar Narendrakumar Khant, who admitted to trying to buy sex from a 15-year-old girl, was given a conditional discharge by an Ontario judge, Canada’s National Post reported — sparking […]

‘What do you call a sick eagle?’: Texas woman accuses Starbucks of making ‘offensive’ joke, keeps cup as proof

A Hispanic woman living in Texas received her Starbucks drink with this joke. (Photo: CBS News) Blanca Lopez, a Hispanic woman living in Irving, Texas said she has been subjected to an insensitive joke by the barista of a Starbucks store. The incident took place Monday when Lopez visited the Starbucks inside a Target story […]

‘Usha: hysterical laughter’: JD Vance’s Les Miserables joke called ‘cringe’

JD Vance attended the show of Les Miserables with Usha Vance. Before joining President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump for a performance of ‘Les Misetrables’ at the Kennedy Center Wednesday evening, Vice President JD Vance could not stop cracking a theater joke which, according to social media users, did not land, and only […]

Face-shove by wife on foreign tour a joke: Macron

French President Emmanuel Macron dismissed a viral video showing his wife, Brigitte, seemingly pushing his face away upon arrival in Hanoi as playful banter. Macron attributed the incident and other recent viral videos, including false claims of cocaine use and a strained handshake with Turkey’s president, to disinformation campaigns. HANOI: They were just playfighting. That […]

‘I’m well aware Jill Biden is a fake doctor’: Donald Trump Jr says his Biden cancer jibe was a joke

Donald Trump Jr said he sarcastically called Jill Biden a doctor, he knows the difference between MD and PhD With a joker emoji, Donald Trump Jr defended his accusation of Jil Biden that the former first lady covered Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis despite being a ‘doctor’ herself, and said he knows the difference between a […]